Welcome to Bastiness, the ultimate organic gym born in Scandinavia. We are the only gym that promotes modern training using the chest, the softest part of the human body and the least burdensome part on the human body. Hard kneading = breast massage, blood pressure measurement = pinching between the breasts. Our motto is to do everything with the chest. Want to gain muscle? Then look at the instructors' huge chests and make them secrete too much testosterone!